Our holiday proved many things, not least that my new found fuzzy feelings for arachnids does not extend to rain spiders indoors. I know they cannot hurt me. The local establishment even provided much info on why one should be nice to rain spiders. And we were. Well, Husband was. He made creative use use of a feather duster and a french press in order to re-home the creatures.
Not that I was shocked by them. I was staying in a tree house. The fact that the tree house was more cabin-wrapped-around-tent* meant I actually dealt with less indoor wildlife than expected. Even so, there will be memories. There was our bird thief, who had its own ways of getting in. That sucker could catch moths in a way that had both Husband and I highly impressed. We were less enamoured early Sunday morning with its ability to bash around dishes. Sounded like a monkey had broken in.
Then there were the ants. The children informed me that they'd discovered some ants in my bedside table drawer.
'Hmmm...' I said, refusing to be pulled away from my book.
'Big red ants,' they insisted.
Eventually I looked. The red and black ants were rather large with equally shocking eggs. The children had disturbed their nest, which had gone undiscovered given I'd never made use of the drawer.
To Husband's great credit he eco-dumped the majority over the rail to make new homes somewhere else. Sadly, the same can not be said for me, as the remainder scattered, headed straight for Thing 2, now trapped on the bed. I used Doom. I apologised to the establishment for doing so, but made sure to sweep them up and toss each sprayed ant into the bin so no other wildlife would eat them. Establishment forgave me, a wee bit embarrassed they'd over looked the nest themselves. But there we are. Indoor / outdoor living provides wildlife in all forms.
I'm making the holiday sound rather unpleasant. It was not. Thing 1 declared Saturday 'The best day of my life.' I saw two Knysna Louries, which made me very happy and each morning, just before dawn, I listened in awe to the amazing range of bird songs the Knysna Forest has to offer.
I also learned how to use a composting toilet. Not hard. Far less hassle than I feared, nor is it really that odorous.
We had many adventures planned for the holiday and accomplished some. Thing 1 and Husband more so than I or Thing 2. Thing 2 was having...well, she is now four. And as records show, I was also ready to kick four in the arse by the time Thing 1's fifth birthday came around. An interesting age, but with a distinct attitude. An attitude we decided only naps could alleviate.
So I read. I'd brought books, of course. But the place boasted a social area near reception with books, games, jungle gym, pool, trampoline and so on. I like to see what other people read. Glancing through their shelves I was dismayed. I couldn't stop moaning that it would be rather nice if South African B&Bs, resorts and the like actually had South African books available other than identify-the-wildlife. Especially in places frequented by international tourists. But it did not seem to be so, until...

I squealed. Then said something like, 'OMG, it is Rachel Zadok's book. Look [Husband]! It's Rachel's book.'
Husband gave me a rather perplexed look.
'The lady who basically created and organised Short Story South.'
Then Husband smiled very pleased and interested. Then he was concerned, 'You going to be able to finish it before we leave?'
Of course I could. Especially when I was trapped in a tree house with a must-have-a-nap-because-I-am-being-a-pill small person. The rural setting of the tale was a good fit with my outdoorsy mood, although unlike the story, we are not in a drought (thank goodness!). Gem Squash Tokoloshe is sorrowful, yet beautiful. It kept me company from stoep to stoep as I chased the sun, drinking tea, coffee and wine (not at the same time). And somehow it just seem perfect, to read it there, on a holiday that was both very restful, wonderful, a bit weird (ants!) and difficult.
And just to prove I really did find the book in the land of the tree houses:

*From what we saw, most of the tree houses were very open, with only the sleeping quarters tented. The rest were a series of platforms and one would have to secure food very carefully or find themselves under siege from monkeys, birds and so on. But we were in the uber-safe-child-friendly one. Although I given the children's behaviour I think we could be a wee less cautions next time. However, given our history with Thing 2, I do not regret being tentative on this one.